One of the strangest things to me is getting married online. I understand online dating – long distance relationships are hard, but workable – and to a certain extent I understand getting close enough to somebody in an MMO that I would want to deepen that relationship somehow. Marriage doesn’t seem the most obvious way of expressing that: perhaps it’s just that it’s such a strange thing to do over such a long distance, perhaps I’m missing the point entirely, but when I read that a game is adding a marriage service and that its users are actually quite excited about the fact, it makes me truly ask why. God knows what the internet-inept think from their Facebook-free domain.